Will you go back with your ex gf?

Before u on with her, every1 else ask you not to be so stupid.. she's just a prettyface.. rotten inside 1.. so fragile sumore.. she'll control your everymove everything also have to get her permission.. She is the special one.. she doesn't like you mixing with other friends.. u can only mix with her friends...she forces you to use iTunes..can't even use wmp... what a gf.. once u want to send picture via bluetooth to another girl, she doesn't allow!!! only can bluetooth with her!!!

But still... you love her so so much.. the moment you see her, u fell in love with her instantly.. she's so so pretty.. you have not seen any other girl as pretty as her...

Her skin is so smooth.. u like to swipe swipe her skin... She responded to you as if she can read your mind.. and she is so 'friendly' too.. so easy to get along with.. even your 3 year old nephew likes her...

U became blinded by love...you want to be with her 24/7.. u became addicted to her.. you can spend hours with her just doing nothing... its so nice to take her out just to see her..see what she has to say... even when she doesn't ask you to... you want to explore every part of her.. you want to buy everything for her.. clothes, jewelleries, whatever in the market thats compatible with her... Few times she fell while walking, you were so so saddd.. you even bought her protective clothing.. don't want her to scratch her prettyface...everything you do you think of her, think for her..

Soon you are so used to her that you can tolerate all her weakness... all the crap... you think that you are gona be with her forever... even if she changed for better or worse, u r gona stick to her forever.. you can't imagine yourself downgrading yourself to other ugly girls with 'black' skin and lots of pimples on the face...skk.skk..

But one day... she just gone missing... missing without a word.. a week b4 valentines day...you are convinced that some other guy had stolen her from you... arghhh... your heart was crushed..how come? why now?? you have it all planned for valentines..cant she just wait till after that?? whyyyyyyy??? you have so many other problems.. the last you want is your gf to dump you... You can't eat.. you can't sleep... you can't do anything without seeing her... you keep seeing her things around you... her hairdryer, her usb cable, her clothes, her battery charger... all kenot use liaoo...

When you are with friends, you are fine.. but when they are not around, you think of her again... (reeli dono wad to do while waiting for fren lei.. normally keluarkan iphone 1..grrr end up pandang ceiling...) you don't know how dependent you are on her until u lost her... damnn.. I still miss herr!!! miss her calculating skills, miss her voice... still kept a foto of her in my wallet:
Once, you met her on the streets, you felt like you fell in love with her all over again... then you saw another guy holding her hands.. swiping her.. you got so jealousss.. she's not yours anymoreee...arrrrrrr... its time to let go...

After awhile, comes another girl...cute and exciting... not as pretty as ur ex-gf, but steady.. she let you do whatever you want, as long as you are happy... she doesn't tie you down to her.. she's so understanding.. so nice.. everything about her is good.. you so far din find any weakness yet... but still.. have you gotten over your ex-gf? you are not sure.. is she the rebound gf???

You hear from a friend that she has broken up with that guy and might be back in 2 months time... but you have just started to fall for this new girl... is looks really that important? will you dump her and wait for your ex-gf to come back? but afterall, she was the one who left you in the first place..isit worth it?

Sometimes in life, it doesn't matter how much you love a person.. being with it once is enough.. why not give yourself a chance, try stg new.. stg exciting rather than go back to the same old gf.. so many 'SMART' and pretty girls out there...for what you know, u might learn to love your new gf more.. your new gf might not be as pretty, but I am sure she has good character.. and cheaper to maintain..haha.. noneed to wait wait.. tarik harga tarik harga..

After much considering, I've decided today to on with the new girl... so I went and look for her everywhere... but can't find her!!! (babi.. all kedai out of stock... for 3 pay as you go.. orange network ada but got branding.. voda also no stock.. cpw mahals.. arghhh)...

Am I too late? did she on with some1 else already??

Finally I found her!! standing infront of the church... hehe..but its her friend's wedding..not hers... so I told her I love her.. and I want to make her mineee...

and she is now MINEEEEE!!!!!!! My Desire tercinta...

If only choosing gf like choosing hp.. if i tak suka can still jual and beli iphone..hahaa.. sakit is wallet, not hati...

Snatch burger

Hahaha.. I saw this in the papers:

' A man who stole a hot dog from another man sitting under a tree in a park has been sentenced to 18 months in prison. ...'

Wakakakakkakaka... need to so tham jiak onot.. I hope i dont do that..

Police reports say he then grabbed the hotdog, and immediately began to devour the hot dog in front of his victim, spilling mustard all over his shirt.

n guess how the police identified him?

by the SAUCE on his shirt!!!

damn lawak laa... curi makan also lap mulut la..

Carpet..

Hehe.. I was watching this drama Forensic Heroes II ...then then..at 1 scene:

I din notice anything yet then..then i continue watching... cos its some detective movie.. so got some foot print evidence on the carpet..

eh..so familiar 1.. then i turn to the back n saw this:

Same like MINE!!! hehe.. n the house supposed 2 be a singer punya house in the movie..looks like my taste sama..hmm..hmm... any1 who is interested to beli, 20 pds Ikea..

Quote

H: I think they just want a white carpet la, so can see foot print..

Haih, true also..

end of story..

Shhh...

For those who know my phone number, please keep it a secret...

Some1 might be stalking me!!


Brutal...HELP with 5/6 exclamation mark sumore... Lee Pei Pei must have done something bad to her...kill her dog or steal her car ka...

Plan A

Tips on how to pass Osce (stands for objective s... clinical examination) :

2) Bribe the examiner...(make sure the amount is sufficient)

3) Pay someone else to sit the test for u.

4) Pretend to have amnesia and claim that you'ce just learned all this in 2 weeks...The examiner will be impressed... (although you dont know much)

5) Use some translucent ink and write the answers on the wall of the examination room, then see it with a special pair of glasses.

6) Bring in the "past test" book and assume its an open book exam.

7) When the examiner ask difficult questions, claim that you have hearing difficulty and pretend not to listen.

8) Start enrolling for another course.

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Offspring of Wowo and Gonad!!!

After 2 years of intensive mating, Wo-wo and Gonad finally have their first baby!!!
Please refer to previous post on their effort: Click here

Photo Gallery:

1 Hour Old

1 hour and 1 Minute Old

1 Hour and 3 Minutes Old ( Doctors have successfully cut the price tag)


Family Photo:


Gonad finally have a son to continue his family name: Hypergonadotrophic Hypergonadism (hypergonadism must be his family name then)

The baby comes with a name on the tag.." Huggy the Puppy"...soo...
Huggy Hypergonadism!!! ...(with the initials same as the father...how sweettt)

Description:

Huggy is another product I bought from the 5 pds sale at Play.com..(told you it is my favourite site). It is supposed to be the new technology of "Hot Water Bottle". It is made of natural wheat grain that you can just heat it in the microwave for soothing warmth and comfort. It can give you heat aroma therapy with the lavender scent it produced... All you need to do is warm in microwave for 2 minutes and no risk of scalding traditional hot water anymore..safe for use from age 0 - infiniti...

2 items arrived.. 3 actually, but i wont post the other item here..hehe...

Just heated Huggy in the microwave..reeli nice n warmm..but dont reeli like lavender smell..hope it goes away soon..

How does it feels like to have breasts?

How does it feels like to have breasts?

This is a question some men will ask at least once in their life.

"Wouldn't it be too heavy?"

Research shows average breasts weigh about 484 grams. Imagine having to hold half a packet of sugar on your chest all the time.

"wont it affect your movement?"

- so inconvenient to run or jump about..(hmm..very true, but they themselves have their OWN inconvenient parts)

Some guy like Joey Tribbiani in 'Friends' would say:

"Its great, isn't it...You can just see and hold breast whenever you want!!"

Hmm...i wonder if you have your own breast, would you still be interested in squeezing breasts???

To kill the curiosity (before the curiosity kills the cat), there's this man who decided to have his own boobs.

R u thinking of this?
or this?

Haha..nono..

Brian Decker, owner of the firm Pure Body Arts, carried out the strange surgery which lasted just 45 minutes - and left Lane feeling nothing more than "a small bruise", but delighted with his new breasts....on the leggg

He thinks his tattoo was not impressive enough...he has to make it 3D to stand out..wakaka


Now...try squeezing it..

What is my name?

Me: Ma..what is the meaning of my name ar?

Mum: No meaning 1 la..just that easy to call ma..
(yes..that is very true...everytime if introduced in a group, people sure remember my name first)

How on earth could they think of this name...

My name is often made fun of..cos sounds like petpet (backside in cantonese) and some other mandarin unpleasant words...at 1 time, i was quite embarrassed to say my name, n felt weird just by saying it...

HMM...Mayb thats y:

Me: Ma..who tot of my name 1?

Mum: em....

Me: pa...

Dad: (pretend not to hear)

Me: PA!!!...who tot of my name 1?

Dad: Ask ur mum..

creek...creek...(silence afterthat)

Mythology

I heard of a myth in my family..about the origin of my name...no1 knows the truth...

it all started 20 over years ago...

1st baby: super happy...find sifu sifu feng shui give nice name...chiew har (some autumn something...)
2nd baby: girl..still happy...chiew hong..(can tell that they are sisters from name)

then the 3rd child is born...hmm...girl again?
being a typical china man, my dad sure want a boy 2 pass down his family name ma..
so dis time the girl call: Wei Wei (meaning last last /end end in mandarin)

4th baby: YAHOOOOO...its a boy...thong kai wan san (meaning thank god)

Human nature, 1 sure not enuf wad..if 2 boy then ngam oredi..So pok another 1..
Bak kata pepatah, "Orang Tamak Selalu Rugi" ...

cum out 1 girl...name : Pei Pei ..more to Pei!! Pei!! (the action of spitting)


IN UK..
Sometimes I do wish I have an english name..
James, Matthew, Nick, Helen, Eric, ...all so easy to introduce to the Ang Moh...

Hi, I'm Pei. (thats the simplest I can think of)

Ang Moh: Pi? (pronounced as pee)

Me: Pei..P.E.I

Ang Moh: Pi..

Me: Ya..Pi..
Cincai la..cincai la..

This is when I believe in evolution...

From Pi, slowly become Pai..sometimes Pie..

Some were debating bout my name..they prefer pie to pee(cause sound like the act of passing urine, in hokkien pang lio)

But they still think pie is not a nice name...end up bcome Sweet Pi..
OK..we'll call her sweet pi..

Nurse: Donald, (an old apek dementia patient) this is Sweet Pi..
End up all the apek apek ajim ajim all call me Sweet Pi..

A jim: hey ladies, the wee girl's name is Sweet Pi aye..

Even the postman when come to my house:

Postman: Pei Pei please..(senyum tersipu-sipu) Y do you have to repeat it twice?

That is y i jus introduce as Pei and not Pei Pei

NOOOOOOOOOOOO...but there are still people who calls me prettypei...hmm..skk..skk...

But now, I am quite glad that my name is Pei Pei and not some Mei Mei, Lai Lai or Leng Leng..

Recycle recycle recycle

All this while, I find it unnecessary to buy envelope when I go shopping...how many times do we need envelope in a year? It all come in packs, sure kenot finish 1..But when I need it, aiyo.."takda"...nx time buy la..
but everytime sure go buy other stuff, where got ppl go buy envelope when u dun need it??

WAD TO DO??

most of the time, I'll make my own envelope..senang..jus to cover the letter nia wad..I memang so free 1, jus take A4 paper, lipat lipat n tampal 1 envelope cum out oredi..noneed waste money go buy..Plus you can PERSONALISE folo your own size..haha

Yesterday I jus sold a jacket on ebay..normally the stuff that i sell i buy the envelope la, cos need the kalis peluru kalis air kalis koyak 1..but aih..75p 1 envelope..cis betul..

My STUNNING FOXHOLE JACKET size 8 Is FINALLY SOLD!!!
(haha, kena perli bcos of that name i put on ebay)

2day i sold another thing..1 headphone that I got free from a website..haha..cheap cheap oni...takkan wana go buy 75p envelope...

WHAT TO DO???

(look around the room..)
tada..

Correct Size liao..

Kasi tutup with paper, decorate abit, put boarder,theh..can oredi...

Stick 1 2nd class stamp at the corner..look perfectly alright..

SInce our government spend so much money wana encourage citizen 2 recycle stuff...I bcum a rakyat yang peka, fulfill their mission la..

GREEN IS RECYCLE...


*** N must not forget the "Thank You Mr Postman" so that if your postage not enough, postman still kasi belas kasihan...