Musselburgh? sell mussel 1 ka?

DAY: 4th day of induction (training 2 b care assistant)
TIMe: wake up 7.30 in the morning..
DEPARTURE: 8.00 am (dalam keadaan lenggang-lengguk)
ESTIMATED REACHING TIME: 9.00am
DESTINATION: Edenhall Hospital, Pinkie Road, Musselburgh
ASSUMPTION: This is uk la..everywhere sure accessible by bus.sumore its a hospital..like the hospital that we always go, RIE take 1 bus, 12 minutes sampai..

Years ago pernah dengar the name Edenhall hospital from my ssc mate, but masuk telinga kanan, tersangkut di celah-celah tahi telinga..who would guess the hospital terpencil 1??

agak agak la..see how..

Start journey..
The moment leave house..hujan...oredi tolak 50% mood...
Then go to the bus stop, naik bus to princes street 2 change bus...reach oni, see the num 26 bus pass..kejar kejar kejar, tak dapat..tolak 10 % mood..
After 10 minutes, bus 26 cum..wohoo..who says hav 2 wait another 30 mins if we miss the bus b4??tanpa usul periksa, naik bas...

Luckily with experience, we went n ask the bus driver..got go pinkie road ka??

"bus drebar: tak da la..ini part route..so stopping dekat tengah aje..nanti last stop aku beritau..kau pi angkat bas lain dari sana la..(in engelish of course)"

haih..nvm la..just get as far as we can la..so naik bas..bas jalan jalan jalan..

"drebar again: this is the last stop..."

I just woke up from my nice sleep on the bus..turn around, waa..we are at sea side..arr???where got seaside??? where did he bring us??got down the bus, walk for another 15 minutes..walk n walk, dun see any other bus stop oso..haih...the driver cheat us ka..mayb wana rape us from behind...huhuhu

on the way, get blessing sumore...terpijak tahi anjing..cis..dah bertahun-tahun dun hav dis kind of tahi experience..minus another 15% mood..

then wait for bus again lo..dat time oredi ber jam-jam lewat..yeai..finally bus 26 reach..waa..we tot oredi selamat..reach the pinkie road need 2 walk sumore..my fren MC that have acute leg injury find it abit difficult 2 follow up..so we slo down abit..no hurry..(ya rite..oredi late..but dun care..)after abit ke-agak-agakan, finally reach the hospital..but where in the hospital???

this is how the hospital looks like..macam taman rekreasi in malaka..or hyde park in london, meadows in edinburgh..
got lollipop trees sumore..remiinds me of my hair..now ppl call me mushroom...noooo...

The way in..

Yeai..reached..(sort of)

As I said, oredi ber jam jam lewat..but dikecualikan, cos they now it is terpencil...reach oredi left 5% mood...got 2 fella cum in at 10.30 oso..with baju all basah, pants all rolled up, face macam mati kucing...

IN search of Matalan

Ever Since the first time i went to Matalan the first few days i step foot on edinburgh, I keep bising wana go there, but never did...Matalan got 3 anak in edinburgh..1 living in Livingston, which is the first 1 i went...1 living in gorgie, anak angkat..I saw it everytime i am on the way 2 asda..just 1 stop away, but...I am on the way to asda..so go asda first la..then forgotten...The 3rd anak..is long lost child..WHERE is the 3rd MATALAN???

My dearest fren, Mai...

Mai: ei..matalan..dekat je..kat Leith..

me: ye ker??berpuluh -puluh kali aku lalu Leith tak jumpa pon..

Mai: Ade la..aku nampak..tapi tak pernah masuk..aku jumpe ada carpak kat luar..agak besar..

me: JOM ..pi esok..boleh jalan ke?

Mai: bole bole...

at night:
mai: hello..ei pei..aku rasa xblh jalan la..nampak jauh..

me: ei..kate kat leith..

mai: ye ye..leith turun sikit..

me: takpela..naik bas la..
next morning...Expedisi mencari MATALAN..

Leader: Maisarah

Co-Leader: Pei Lee

Anak buah (beh kia) : Mardiana

after hours of discussion of which bus 2 take n roughly where it should b...off we gooo..

FINALLY WE FOUND MATALAN!!!
BUT..
ei..how 2 go down??
That building there is Matalan..beside is railway..hmm..takkan cross railway kot..We started asking our leader..

MAI: looks weird la..mcm mane nak turun..

Looking for the way down

X: LOOK!! ada tangga la..haiyo..turun pakai tangga la...

So smart...the stairs is to the advertisement board la...

We walk n walk,walk n walk...still kenot find the way down..its all surrounded by railings...hmm..tak logik la..how the car get in to the carpak??

MAI: Aku rasa ini KILANG die kot..

wakaka..wad an interesting suggestion..nowonder she is our leader...

then we decided to turn our head around...hah..guess wad we found..

OOO..the stairs is on the other side of the road..cis..

MATALAN FOUNDDD!!!

HOLIDAY...

Yeahhhh...easter holiday has started..actualy, i started it long before this (self-declared), dun remember when i last go lectures oso..wakaka...weird, but it feels happier if it is the official holiday, so dat dun hav the guilty feeling of not goin lecture...

BUT...

after easter holiday..hmm...exam coming..y they like 2 put holiday b4 exam 1..cis..
the week b4 exam will b my busiest week as usual cos no input for the whole sem, so hav 2 start copy n past into my brain during the last week.. haih..computer oso have problem of not enuf RAM and hard disk space la..sumore I am not computer..if wana fit so much data in, sure jam and hang..

what will happen if computer hang? ctrl+alt+del..settle..or if kenot settle, manually off..if kenot on back afterdat like fatty's laptop? send 2 kedai repair..if kenot repair? buy new laptop...

but if brain shut down?? Resit..if kenot on back oso? retake 2nd year..if still kenot? balik malaysia...get new uni..abo? change course..still kenot? sell cd...

if only our brain like computer..can get external hard disk..hehe...250 Gb..plus extra RAM..kwa kwa..2 Gb..tambah hard disk tambah ram or burn into dvd oso can...sure pass..too bad now my brain still slow 128mb..hard disk rosak sumore..data cannot retrieve..especially if used too much will jam always and work slowly...with the very loud fan sound from stomach...haih...

I already made up my mind 2 study after easter holiday...dis sem must get gud results oo..aboh everytime cukup makan, so dangerous..if got heart attack, early early masuk kubur oredi...

sumore, dis time, a dearest fat friend gave me a great and juicy and irresistible offer...
buy 1 free 1...

Perjanjian Pangkor 2007

1) If i get an A (90-100 which is more than impossible for me), I get any house that i wan..just point my finger...hohoho....

2) If i get a B (80-90 might be achievable if i start watching Dr House since 5 years old), still not bad..I get a car..hoho..ferrari pun boleh..

3) If i get a C (70-80 THIS SHALL BE MY TARGET...), I get a bike...hehe..so long din ride bike oredi..vum vum...minyak murah, jam can easily move infront, can get fresh air, sumore easy 2 park..hoho..majulah ke arah BIKE BIKE...

4) People alwiz say "aim the stars, if you cant get it, u'll stil get the moon.." I get awan pun jadi la..if i get a D, then I get a free meal..hehe..

As long as dun fail can oredi...

My timetable after easter shall be:

0800: wake up, breakfast
0900: study
1300: lunch
1400: afternoon nap
1410: study
1700: jogging (badan sihat, otak cergas)
1800: study /cook if my turn 2 cook
1900: eat + rest..n mandi if rajin..
2100: study
0000: light supper (kenot avoid 1, although in perfect lifestyle)
0200: tido...mus have enuf 6 hours sleep..hmm..

SET...

SSP dilancarkan...super slimming program and super study program..haha
one of my super hero clan the PAK CHI (james) ever said:

pak chi: pei pei is gud in everything..she can cook..she can cut hair oso..can play
games.."
anonymous: waa..she so gud la..
pah chi: hmm..but mayb got 1 thing she kenot la..STUDY"

cis..i shall discover my new power...study..hoho...

"wake up! wake up!"

pei : huh? wad time oredi?

Pandan Layer Cake

"Pandan Layer Cake is a layer cake, green in colour, made from pandan juice and flavouring. It is usually sold in bakeries all over malaysia, namely Italy bakery (in malaysia), the bakery in banting, forget the name oredi, yees bakery..but not bread story..bcos..BREAD story wad..sell bread la.. It usually cost about 7 ringgit for 3 X 8 inches cake...1 pound..haih..i buy the coconut milk oso 1 pound oredi.."

HERE, as promised, made my SUPER FAVOURITE PANDAN LAYER CAKE!!!..Tua Pui shud noe best, cos she specially went n bought that in banting for my 19th bitrhday last time..I'll alwiz remember dat, pui..(let her feel flatterd abit..then she'll treat me nicer..hehe)


Syok syok say wana make PANDAN layer cake, but main problem: NO PANDAN...
After icp yesterday, i wanted to feel how is it like 2 save 1 pound (bus fare) ..so...i decided to walk back along leith in search of pandan flavouring..lazy to go find pandan leave n blend..

walk..walk...walk walk walk...so cold..cis..once oredi start walking, no turning back..if i naik bus now, so damn tak berbaloi, cos oredi walk half way wad...masuk pat chung ying on the way..no pandan flavouring...go out again..masuk Hing Sing which is now my favourite chinese supermarket, cos...GOT PANDAN ESSENCE..n also the SUPER RARE Hoen Kwe powder (green bean powder produced in indonesia) that i initially planned to ignore in the recipe...

Pandan Layer Cake

Ingredients
Sponge cake
If u r in malaysia - 375g optima flour, 7 eggs, 60 ml water, 2 tbsp pandan juice, green colouring, 90g butter, settled...

If you are not in malaysia, haih...mahuan abit..optima flour can b substituted with sponge cake mix..or u wana make ur own mix oso can..
1 1/4 cup castor sugar,
bla bla
20 egg yolk..(aiks..reject this recipe..need so many egg 1..)

next recipe:
3/4 cup multi-purpose flour (plain flour..hmm can get can get)
2 cups unsalted butter..hm
1 tbsp ovalette (apani??reject reject..)

next search:
Pandan Chiffon
A) 4 yolk
70ml coconut milk
45ml water + 1 tsp pandan paste (i use essense lo)
70ml corn oil
1/8 tsp salt
100g castor sugar
150g flour
1 tsp baking powder

B) 4 egg white
90g castor sugar
1/8 tsp cream of tartar (can b substituted with white vinegar of the same amount)

method
..i shall cut short the method la..faham faham, ok..
1) mix A leave aside
2) whisk egg in B till stiff, then add sugar n cream of tartar
3) whisk whisk whisk
4) mix in A gently
5) Bake at 175degree celcius for 40 mins
6) take out, then leave 2 cool awhile..

after settle the cake, then go make the kaya..

ingredients
700g thick coconut milk (from the can 1)
180g castor sugar (this 1 added myself cos the recipe i found din write, where got nice..)
85 g Hoen Kwe (green bean powder)
3 tsp instant jelly ( i think more nicer..cos mine not that jelly mayb 3 tbsp)
1 1/2 tsp salt ( i suggest noneed, cos not that nice)
1/4 tsp pandan essense( must follow..cos i put in more, then strong smell..haha orang tamak selalu rugi)
2 tbsp pandan juice
1 tsp green colouring ( put till u like the colour la..)

method:
1) mix all and then heat it in saucepan
2) keep stirring, at middle fire.
3) Do not use to big fire and don't let it boil..later the texture not nice.
4) Keep stirring till the kaya thicken..around 20-30 minutes
5) meanwhile, cut the cake into 3 layers

Assemble the layersss
1) after the kaya abit thick oredi, put a layer in the tray that u use to bake jus now..so that same size la..
2) then put a layer of the cake on..then put kaya again, then put cake, then put kaya then put cake..ei, how many oredi?
3) nevermind, jus make layers n layers...the last layer on top is the kaya..flatten n even it, decorate with some dessicated coconut..(can get from tesco or pakistan shops)..leave it outside for 30 minutes..then put in fridge..


settle...nyum nyum..

1 sliceee

p.s: kids below 16 years must only make with permission of parents.

HAIR CUT

I jus bot a pair of Professional Scissors for cutting hair...All this while I've been using the normal 3 for 5 paper scissors from Kedai Buku Popular to cut hair for fatty and Nick (new model for my kedai gunting dan kerinting unisex). After i recruited nick the hansem hongkie as my new model, my business semakin hari semakin berkembang...i start to open cawangan, and many has requested me to specially cut their hair, but I had refused due to too many customers...

Now that i have the super scissors that I am goin 2 pass down from generation to generation, i decide to carry out an experiment. In this modern world, many parties are against animal testing and also human testing.


So I decided to...test on myself...
Bad idea..I start to research on internet how to effectively cut my own hair..hmm...finally..

Time: 1pm
Venue: 17/5 Teviot Place
Equipment: Pro Scissors, 2 mirrors, alas lantai, rubbish bag 2 cover baju..
Operasi : Cut own hair...

Haih..it sounds so simple on internet..since i can aut hair for others, i shud b able 2 cut for my self as long as i can see...so got 2 mirror, i infront 1 behind, settleeee...
zyak zyak zyak....cut cut cut..Problems:

1) In the mirror, front is back, back is front...Left is right, right is left..so take sumtime 2 determine which way 2 cut..

2) Have 2 bend head abit, then pull hair up, then hand across head..waa..dis position is not the best position 2 be..after afew strokes, back pain, hand pain, head pain..but kenot stop..cos look weird..

3) Can't reeli see the details of the hair through mirror..can jus roughly roughly..agak agak...

END PRODUCT: haih...dun wana put up picture la..dun wana think about it oso..sleep better..hope my hair can grow overnight..haha..

noe y 1 write 2 blogs 2day, n so free go cut hair sumore??? COS i dun wana start my Clinical REport...have 2 hand in tomorrow..nooo...12 oclk coming..kenot run..NO ESCAPe...

"You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape the stoopiiid report..."
I interviewed the patient last week, n he actually have absence seizure in front of me...blank..duno wad 2 do..Me n my partner sing the duet "san hu hai" bu jay Chow then dance for a minute..but the patient no response..then he regain consciousness n like ntg happen..

nooo..now i got no idea wad 2 blog oredi..i wana blog...i wana blog...dun wana do repot..hmm...yesterday...erm...erm...last week...erm erm..oo..you know...argh..

CANT ESCAPE..i go settle it la..babai

GERAMMM

Haih...mayb aku bodoh la..
penipu disangka baik, genuine buyer disangka penipu...
There was a bidder with 0 review bidding hard 4 my phone on st patricks day..

I use my friends account to bid, I bid 1, the fella bid 1..i bid, the fella bid.. (macan kilat sabung-meyabung)

CONFIRM PENIPU...simpply bid 1..
me thinking I'm so smart..dun let the fella win la..later wana cancel bid susah..since sure penipu 1..kena 3 times oredi...

when i bid till 120, i was thinking if he bid sumore, i try let da fella buy la..MANATAU, he stop oredi..at 119.

I relist again lo..since i din noe its st patricks day, every1 sure keluar, no1 stay at home n bid la..
huhuhuhuhuu...(tangisan yang malang) the next day i see his review got 1 oredi..he bot a fone from another fella...aiyo..am tui...I shud start trusting buyer now..

baru nak tukar pandangan...
CISSSSS....2day got sold off again..the US fella asking me 2 post 2 nigeria again...THEY wun feel sien meh...keep getting the same fella...the nest time i list, I am gonna put

" I AM NOT POSTING TO NIGERIA!!!!!!!!"

LOCH NESS MONSTER

LOCH NESS MONSTER MYSTERY

"The Loch Ness Monster is an unidentified animal purported to inhabit Scotland's Loch Ness, the most voluminous freshwater lake in Great Britain. Along with Bigfoot and the Yeti, the Loch Ness Monster is one of the best-known mysteries of cryptozoology. Local Scottish highlanders, and many people around the world, have affectionately referred to the animal by the feminine name of Nessie."

( adapted from wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)


16 MARCH 2007, FRI...
Since last sighted, many research team have been trying to search for Nessie. MONSTER is now spotted again in LOCH NESS. There has been ideas that the Loch Ness Monster Monster is actually an elephant. Now, a new ideology has been found.. Loch Ness Monster no longer remains in the loch (which means lake) It has now been seen on land with its companion, the FLOWER MONSTER!!!



The mystery has now been solved. They took turns showing themselves according to the flower monster itself, family of the monster.

Monster climbed on the cruise

Monster in LOCH NESS

LOCH NESS and UruKuat CAstle

IS that me??

MONSter MAking friends

SPOTTING NESSIE

Ok, Back to my story. My friend rachael and her parents came for a visit 2 edinburgh. So i provide bed and breakfast service, including tour guide in a package and charged them 200 pds for it..wakaka...good business..

So on friday, we decided 2 go for a highland, glencoe and loch ness tour...hmm..great choice..n sounds nice n fun..Haih..but..it rained the whole day but lucky enough, we were on the tour bus, so din get the rain..

With my weird inheritable disease of mabuk bas and mabuk kapal and sometimes mabuk kereta, being on the bus that is moving at 120 miles/hour on a super winding Dragon Ball Jalan Ular, end up sleeping 70% of the journey, vomiting 20% of the journey, 2% open eyes to peek at the scenery..2% go down 2 seconds to take picture, cos raining..10 % spotting nessie..that is the funnest part..The scenery along the journey is actually very beautiful la..provided it doesn't rain n dun mabuk..

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