DIY

IN this super modern world, we consumers are getting smarter and more creative. There are lots of things that we could do ourself at home. They categorize it as DIY.

We alwiz heard of DIY gardening, DIY tools, DIY bed, DIY chair, DIY Computer, DIY for Dummies, for contractor DIY house, for cobbler DIY shoes...

BUT this is the first time I heard of DIY Plastic Surgery...

Today's Metro Headline:

"The rise of DIY Plastic Surgery" (maybe the DIY is Damage it Yourself)

Those ppl with BDD (Body Dysmorphic Disorder) often like to compare themselves with celebrities and often perceive a totally distorted image of themselves.. This is when they bcum super duper depressed and desperate..most of them can't afford the professional plastic surgery..AND this is what they call it "SOLUTION"..HAH..

DIY PLASTIC SURGERY...

CASE 1

There's this guy who gave himself a nose job with a chisel (which I duno what it means, sori) and replaced the cartilage he removed with a chicken bone.

Glossary(from answers.com): Chisel

Waa..imagine sticking this into ur nose..he must be real desperate man...

CASE 2

There's this lady who cut her stomach with DIY tummy tuck..then use glue to stick it back..waaaa...geli looo...
Listening to this, i think Posh's Diet isn't that bad afterall..rather do 200 sit ups..

Where they get the idea of doing all this DIY things??? HMM..DIY for DUMMIES???

NOla from all this stoopid adverts..



Liddat oso can...BLUEK...GELIII

Got even more superb suggestion:

Breast Reduction

Collagen Injection

Tummy Tuck

cellulite removal

Defying Gravity

Victoria Beckham "Posh" :

In an interview, Mrs. Beckham, now weighing only seven stones claimed that she eats like a pig. Yeah, it totally looks that way! She insists, "I should be at least eight or nine stones! I swear I eat--I just don't gain weight. I told my doctors I eat at least three meals a day if not more. I just eat healthy food, not a bunch of junk food. And I love Chinese and Indian takeout!"

TIPU LAAA...

She is now imposing a gila strict diet programme on her fellow spice girls...

• 200 sit ups a day
• eat edamame, strawberries and lettuce...

Today's bbc radio DJ tried her recipe to keep fit and she:

"does not recommend it to anyone sensible.."

But...she mentioned that she substitute edamame with baked beans since she don't know what it is..WAKAKA...nowonder yucky...the edamame we eat in Sushi King nice wad..

Secret of Posh's sexy body..haha..any1 desperate to lose weight fast can go try la..hmmm..
But her sexy body is not just bcos of her diet..also...XXX..(breast enlargement)

Her breast is now said to "defy gravity"

BEFORE

AFTER



Notice her Nixxxxx both pointing different direction..


X ray cum out liddat:

But still can't deny that she super sexy...
Girl see oso tak tahan..

Remembrance Day for my ex- Phones

Looking back at the phones that I have sold...shud have a remembrance day for them..

1st fone sold:

SAMSUNG E900

Stylish, small, with touch screen..(but touch screen over sensitive, kantoi)

2nd Fone sold:

NOKIA 6300

Stainless steel cover..looks better real life than in foto..slim n simple..
Suitable for young and older generation

3rd Fone (sold but not sold)

SONY ERICSON K750i

Used for 1 year, but still can sell at a high price (95 pounds). This phone miss me too much..

I posted the phone out but 3 weeks later it came back...Royal Mail said noone collect it..So i contact buyer, but no reply...waaa...FULLY PAID OREDI...

One day, i mention it to my housemate...the buyer is from yorkshire.

Matthew: Isn't that the place dat dilanda flood now?? Got ppl die, their house all kenot stay for few weeks...

me: Hmm..mayb thats y..

(but after i check internet, dis buyer from eastriding yorkshire, diff area from the news..duno affected onot....)
Dun tell me he mati oredi...

This phone is now still in my custody..

POLL:

What should I DO WITH IT???

A) Use it again..(since i got 1 extra sim card)
B) Post it again...see if it comes back..
C) Sell again...(get extra cash and buat bodo if the fella contact me)
D) Leave it in the box till berkarat (incase the fella contact me again)

OO..n not forgetting my dis fone that follow me dengan loyal for 2 years:-

Sony Ericson k300i

sell oso no value, so keep la.

N my first fone in Edinburgh:

Allaryaham Nokia 6170

Terkorban in Manchester due to my carelessness...(dun even have a real picture of it..sob sob..n the model oso just now have to google search oni remember..6101?6110?6140??)

So bersalah to it..

AND OFCOURSE MY SUPER DUPER N73...dat berbakti dan sentiasa berjasa...dun have picture cos all the picture use that phone take 1..haha..n malas to take out my camera..

Golden droplets from heaven

I was working in ward XXX yesterday.Usual routine: help patient get up, prepare them for breakfast, etc..

There's dis apek patient with this on:

Urinary catheter with bag..

So wad to do with it lei?? The 1 in the picture is empty...but..the apek 1 is filled with some "golden droplets"...

Being trained for 1 week, I KNOW WHAT TO DO...hmm..take one of this:

Urine bottle

and then empty the "golden droplet" into it...SIMPLE..yeai...Well DONE!!!

BUT

In the process of doing so, the "golden droplets" decide to take the unpredictable route against the gravity and SPLASH...SPLASH ...onto my :...(shall not be mentioned)..

OU NO OU NO OU NOOOOO!!!...blessings ka??

Trying to act cool in front of other nurse, i pretend ntg happen...although i can feel abit of moist somewhere..(just a bit)..

Once i am in the toilet, SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB...kulit oso melecur..

OKOK...CHANGE TOPIC...

There are some innovative homosapiens around, coming out with brilliant ideas..

I came across this article on internet:

HOW TO SMUGGLE YOUR FAVOURITE DRINK INTO THE STADIUM

Unlike UK , some stadium dun sell beer 1..(UK Stadium only sell beer).. There are stadium who check strictly at the entrance, using detectors n stuff...

So for those beer lover, How to bring your favourite beverage into the stadium?? The solution is one of this as well:

HAHA..urinary bags..

This useful item can carry up to 2 litre of drinks into where ever u want...movies, concert, etc...Very useful and convenient!!! slurp slurp..
Ofcourse Make SURE its UNUSED!!!

Warning: Plastic used in making urine bags is probably not one that is meant to carry food or drinks. I also have no idea if your drink will react to the plastic inside. I also have no clue if the taste or smell of your drink will change if you placed them in the urine bag. It might also be illegal to bring beer or other alcoholic drinks to the stadium. (plagiarised)

There is also a website selling modified urine bags..


If any of you are interested:
http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

Teviot Completed!!

July 2, 2007 - He who must not be named, a.k.a the last survivor of Teviot Place has now fallen into the hands of the Monster.

Without hesitation, without doubt, with a blank eye, droplets of sweat rolling down the cheek, and a pair of scissors...cunning scissors, the Monster cut n cut n cut...pieces of dead cells fall to the ground, turned into a pile of dirt ---> to be cleaned with the vacuum cleaner later...

I have now officially cut all the guys hair in Teviot Place 17/4 and 17/5..wakaka...Matthew Lee, being the last victim, due to peer pressure finally got his hair cut as well. After this, no more free coupon..5 pounds per cut..

Due to special request, no picture shall be posted regarding this...this does not mean the hair cut is not nice...its bcos of the shy nature of my dear housemate...

For this 2 months, I have been following the old TVB series " At the threshold of an era @ Chong Sai Kei", hence the same same song on my blog...

Therefore, 3 of the guys in teviot place is like the 3 main character in the movie..n i purposely cut their hair to look more like them..character oso abit similar..haha..

Penutup

TODAY FINISH WATCHING OREDI...my housemates have been complaining dat i watch so long din complete yet...

Simple Dinner

Now that there's 3 of us left in Teviot Place, the amount of groceries we buy is cut down to half. John the butcher was surprised when we bought 1 pair of chicken leg instead of 2 pairs (for 6 ppl). Carrot also buy loose carrots instead of packed ones, potatoes, onions all buy 1 biji 1 biji...

Brocolli and cauliflower all choose the smallest stalk.

Buy fish also ask for fish head oni, pig ask for pig tail, honeydew oso ask for half biji...

okok..joking.

This moment reminds me of our parents at home. When we were young, the whole family will eat together, papa jiak, mama jiak, jie jie, ko ko..all sit around the table..dat time the problem was not excess food, is not enough food..haha..n whoever eat the fastest get more food and noneed to clear table after that.

So the speed of eating increase by 101%...Bah kata pepatah, "siapa cepat dia dapat, siapa lambat cuci pinggan".

Then after some time, jie jie go university, so left 6 ppl eating at home, but not much difference, cos there's so many of us..haha..happy oso cos less ppl more share...

year by year, one by one go uni..table oso change from round table to small kopi table. then left me and my parents...that is when i "makin hari makin gemook" cos no more ppl to bcum tong sampah, i have to pick up the role..

Now that I am here, no more cooking at home.

"eat out easier la, 2 ppl oni, noneed wash".

Now i understand their feeling. Less ppl really more lazy to cook. Cook for 2 hour, eat for 10 minutes. After eat, take another 1 hour to wash sumore..

Kesimpulannya: Those who are still at home, eat more with your parents.

However, in this 3 ppl situation in teviot place, we still manage to survive with simple n nice dinner..

SUSHI RICE...

Actually i wanted to make sushi, but then the chinese supermercado close..so no seaweed..end up eat loose sushi..but turn up to be quite nice and tevioters now demand for more..

Ingredient:
sushi rice
egg
crab stick
tuna
cucumber
vinegar, sugar, salt
salmon ( if rich)
kippers (just added today - tesco sell very cheap)

dadadadang...nyum nyum...

Mickey mouse

Rice

After personalized...

What is it?

Something that a few of us might want to have.

Something that can be used by all ages, young, old, female, male...

When using it, u'll have to be on top and occasionally feel vibration if in contact with hard and uneven stuff..

Surprisingly there are still people who duno how to use it..

SOme ppl got tired of using it and decide to use other product which is bigger and they can put the whole of themself in it.

Some ppl especially older ppl might wana add some net like structure in front of it for bigger capacity.

some might wana add stuff at the back to fit 2.

What is it?? Its something dat i jus owned and landed safely on my room carpet yesterday.

Matthew n I spent the night fixing it..but..cant use it yet, cos din buy lock yet..haha..I shall name it PAUBEI!!!

Here's a foto of it..

From Katalog..haha



This 1 real 1..