MONSTER IS BACK!!!

MONSTER is BACk..

Missing in ACtion for 15 Days...Now MOnSTER has returned home and back to the blogging world. Spent 11 days in Italy with a super low budget + 99.9% fun. Since a picture speaks a million words, I kasi picture essay la..more descriptive.

WALKING ITALY city by city..

Milan:

1st picture dengan muka bosan..

In front of sum castle..noneed put pic of castle la..

There..the castle..

Santa Maria..reminds me of the hotel we stayed in portugal.."Makan Malam Terakhir" by Leornado Da Vinci is inside..but i tried booking 1 month ahead oso penuh oredi..got quota perday..action betul..

The famous shopping place for branded stuff..but we low budget, so drooling from outside la..

Lets look inside...Got LV,

GOT Prada,


MC D oso GOT!!!

Even the McD look more class..n purposely put the nama kedai in black n gold (warna diraja) 2 match the colour code of the area..
chooo choooo...move to venice..

Venice:
Wad is first impression of venice? Gondola, canals, masks, n only know there, murano glass..those colour colour glass art that they make into all sorts of decoration..i bot a mini penguin n according 2 "he-who-must-not-be-named" looks like tahi hidung..

The Famous Black spagetti in Venice...cooked with black squid ink...yee...dun reeli like it la..

Expensive n not that nice meal..after this meal, we started going for cheaper n nicer meal..

Port in venice..

Look at their muka tak puas hati..cisss

Prospectus

I had to go all the way to venice to find my ilham of new karya..bonus with this entry :

99 Escaped Mistakes
by Monster the author of "99 mistakes a person can make"

Chapter 1:
We were in venice train station..about 2 bertolak 2 Florence, the city under the sun...as usual, being kiam siap malaysians with limited money (3 weeks before JPA hulurkan bantuan) we were bz deciding which tickets 2 get at the machine..

sum cheaper, but have 2 wait, more expensive noneed wait, but we were thinking whether 2 eat here or florence, berbaloi onot to go florence early, then have 2 pay more, bla bla..

After taking into account of pros and cons n have the specialists count all the kebarangkalian and statistik, we decided 2 buy...

When i turn behind, ei??where is my bag??i suddenly dun remember where i put it..i thought they were all behind..but james went n line up at counter, eric hilang entah kemana..left me, helen n fatty n all were looking at the screen..did sum1 jus come n steal my bag from behind???nonononono...

after recollection, i remember i sling it on fatty's trolley bag..ou no..now not there oredi...The thief so daring jus cum n take without us noticing ka??nonononono...so menyesal dat time..went n ask james, he din see..eric go where???toilet...takkan he take my bag go toilet...

60s flashback
"once we were all sitting at starbucks n when we get up, one of my frens bag was stolen..with all of us sitting there...so terrriibbllleeee...."

NONONONONO...

haih..titik titik peluh ran down my head n cheeks..how how??luckily passport not inside..but being an expert in losing stuff, i managed 2 keep myself calm..go look around, n keep thinkin wad is important in my bag..camera, hp(got insurance, so nvm)...ntg much kot..OU...my malaysian IC..cis..mahuan la dat 1..i oredi lost once b4...think think think....then..

Eric came back with my bag slinging on his trolley, dengan muka puas hati after releasing tonnes of tahi...cis cis..he say fatty gave it to him..oo..then everything starts to make sense...feuh...scary..i reeli tot gone oredi...it was called Raptai Kehilangan Bag..afterdat i became extra careful..

The Grand Canal (supposed 2 b an "S" shape

Gondola Boat..

Blooo Face - choosing the cheapest mask

Group PICTURE!!! hard 2 get all in..

to be continued : the rest of the journey to florence the most romantic city, rome the pope city and naples with the beautiful bays (keep in mind the Lotus Eater that we study last time in english sastera was based in Isle of Capri..)