At CliniCAl Practice:
DR Patterson: Ok, this is Mr Daintley, n Mr Daintley, these are 2nd year medical students, they
are going to do an examination on your upper and lower limb for muscle tone and bla bla...
(before the patient came in, we were warned that he is a big chap who will have difficulty to fit on the 45cm x 120 cm couch..n true enuff, he is)
We'll have 2 person examining the upper and two will do the lower...
Pei, is it ok if you do the lower limb on muscle tone and power?
Pei (me) : Hm..ok.. monolog dalaman (SI LIAO...Jialat..duno anything about lower limb..upper
limb ok la..but LOWER???
p/s: HE IS A BIG CHAP...leg super ELEpHANt n Heavier
than me even..kenot even lift up without my hand terketar-ketar..Looks like I'm the one that have spasticity rather than the patient..)
Dr Patterson: Mr Daintley, would you mind rolling up your pants and taking off your socks
please?
(NOOOOOOOO...i remember for lower limb hav 2 put ur hand below da
feet so dat patient press on ur hand as if he is stepping the minyakkk..
no no no no no..
go back hav 2 rendam in dettol 2 days 3 nights 2 detox..)
(ok la..get over dat..after he tanggal kasut, i din smell anything weird..so still ok la..mayb cos i hav flu.. tak pa tak pa...no hal..)
Dr Patterson: So, Pei, do you mind demonstrrr.....
Pei : grrrrrrroujjfkkdfkkjkdj...kkjfdjd (spring sound) - SUPER DUPER LOUD SPRINGY LIKE MACHINE GUN SOUND FROM MY STOMACH...............................................
Dr Patterson: Hm..its okay, I dont think any1 else heard that..
MALUUUU>>>MALUUUU>>>>MALUUU>>>>
afterdat, there are afew more not that super drilling sound where i manage to cover with intentional coughs...hopefully..
IS it just me OR...
I think my stomach growl easily here lo..N HUngrY all the time oso...
ANY1 else got same experience, pls tell meeeee...so i feel better..It happened many times b4, but not as loud as today's...till every1 turned n look, n 2 of the girls even laugh..ITS so LOUD that IT wud be too OBvious if they pretend they DIN hEAr...haih...
12 comments:
hahaha.. ckp la itu ur ringtone yg terkini...
AARRRGGGHHH... too colourful, giving me headache!
Haha..nanti diorg feedback.."its a shame her handphone rings all the time, and no effort to switch it off"..dulu dah kena..wakaka...
haha..sum1 else complained too colourful as well..if not will b too dull ei..
then..maybe u kasik tau u pregnant or ada alien dlm perut dat make dat sound...
haiya..me alwis have this prob..my fren say is prob the water wor..sometimes i dun feel hungry, but the stomach also growling...
got one time, i stay up the whole nite..study for finals ma..then b4 go exam, i drank milo de..then dunno y, in the exam hall, stomach keep make noise..got 1 gurl sit 1 chair away from me hear get...then she turn around and say ... "sssshhhhhhhhhhh"
-.-"
fatty acid when converted to HDL creatinease neurotic urea will produce some funny noise.
only fat ppl will suffer
ciss..fat..simply crap 1 ka....
waa..calvin, ur dat gal teruk hor..not dat u can control 1..haha..
lagi paiseh..hehe..i think its da cold lo..in malaysia where got this case 1..
ang make dat statement berdasarkan pengalaman sendiri ka?
in malaysia dun have this case cos everynite b4 i sleep, my stomach got roti canai la, cha siu fan la, satay celup la..etc etc...haha
hohoho...tulah...org gemuk memang berpengalaman..
AKU nak roti canaiiii...nak pataya...maggi gorengg...milo ais yang pekat pekat...cis cis cis
haha...i thought u pro all those malaysian food wat..u make la..haha
huhuhu..i wana jus go mamak order..cheap n nice..noneed spend time making 1..kasi 5 ringgit can eat all oredi...
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