Tips on how to pass Osce (stands for objective s... clinical examination) :
2) Bribe the examiner...(make sure the amount is sufficient)
3) Pay someone else to sit the test for u.
4) Pretend to have amnesia and claim that you'ce just learned all this in 2 weeks...The examiner will be impressed... (although you dont know much)
5) Use some translucent ink and write the answers on the wall of the examination room, then see it with a special pair of glasses.
6) Bring in the "past test" book and assume its an open book exam.
7) When the examiner ask difficult questions, claim that you have hearing difficulty and pretend not to listen.
8) Start enrolling for another course.
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1) Start Studying NOWWW...
6 comments:
at least you tau the best way is no.1
Step 1: CHEAT
- A classic! Cheat your way to the top. If Step 1 does not bring success, try Step 2.
Step 2: SEDUCE
-Fuck your tutor or lecturer-both for a H1.
Should Step 2 fail, Step 3 will be for you.
Step 3: LIE
- Sympathy, manipulation, and a forged Special Consideration form.
Should Step 3 fail, use the magic words : FULL FEE.
kenot seduce la..so many stations, mah have to seduce all the examiner...
3rd 1 sounds possible..hhaa
u kno my old angmo tutor was telling me n yinhui that his galfren was chinese..
Who teach her to seduce? I'm afraid this will make her fail instead of pass. LOL
I've never seen her suceed before using that method. Hor, pei? Ahaha. That's why she dare not list out.
Just kidding la. Pei is so very smart. She never need her beauty to pass the exam.
Pei: I have faith in you. You better study properly and stop day-dreaming!
full fee didnt work ere.. shit!
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