Sunday 25 March 2007

HOLIDAY...

Yeahhhh...easter holiday has started..actualy, i started it long before this (self-declared), dun remember when i last go lectures oso..wakaka...weird, but it feels happier if it is the official holiday, so dat dun hav the guilty feeling of not goin lecture...

BUT...

after easter holiday..hmm...exam coming..y they like 2 put holiday b4 exam 1..cis..
the week b4 exam will b my busiest week as usual cos no input for the whole sem, so hav 2 start copy n past into my brain during the last week.. haih..computer oso have problem of not enuf RAM and hard disk space la..sumore I am not computer..if wana fit so much data in, sure jam and hang..

what will happen if computer hang? ctrl+alt+del..settle..or if kenot settle, manually off..if kenot on back afterdat like fatty's laptop? send 2 kedai repair..if kenot repair? buy new laptop...

but if brain shut down?? Resit..if kenot on back oso? retake 2nd year..if still kenot? balik malaysia...get new uni..abo? change course..still kenot? sell cd...

if only our brain like computer..can get external hard disk..hehe...250 Gb..plus extra RAM..kwa kwa..2 Gb..tambah hard disk tambah ram or burn into dvd oso can...sure pass..too bad now my brain still slow 128mb..hard disk rosak sumore..data cannot retrieve..especially if used too much will jam always and work slowly...with the very loud fan sound from stomach...haih...

I already made up my mind 2 study after easter holiday...dis sem must get gud results oo..aboh everytime cukup makan, so dangerous..if got heart attack, early early masuk kubur oredi...

sumore, dis time, a dearest fat friend gave me a great and juicy and irresistible offer...
buy 1 free 1...

Perjanjian Pangkor 2007

1) If i get an A (90-100 which is more than impossible for me), I get any house that i wan..just point my finger...hohoho....

2) If i get a B (80-90 might be achievable if i start watching Dr House since 5 years old), still not bad..I get a car..hoho..ferrari pun boleh..

3) If i get a C (70-80 THIS SHALL BE MY TARGET...), I get a bike...hehe..so long din ride bike oredi..vum vum...minyak murah, jam can easily move infront, can get fresh air, sumore easy 2 park..hoho..majulah ke arah BIKE BIKE...

4) People alwiz say "aim the stars, if you cant get it, u'll stil get the moon.." I get awan pun jadi la..if i get a D, then I get a free meal..hehe..

As long as dun fail can oredi...

My timetable after easter shall be:

0800: wake up, breakfast
0900: study
1300: lunch
1400: afternoon nap
1410: study
1700: jogging (badan sihat, otak cergas)
1800: study /cook if my turn 2 cook
1900: eat + rest..n mandi if rajin..
2100: study
0000: light supper (kenot avoid 1, although in perfect lifestyle)
0200: tido...mus have enuf 6 hours sleep..hmm..

SET...

SSP dilancarkan...super slimming program and super study program..haha
one of my super hero clan the PAK CHI (james) ever said:

pak chi: pei pei is gud in everything..she can cook..she can cut hair oso..can play
games.."
anonymous: waa..she so gud la..
pah chi: hmm..but mayb got 1 thing she kenot la..STUDY"

cis..i shall discover my new power...study..hoho...

"wake up! wake up!"

pei : huh? wad time oredi?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not enough hard disk can burn into DVD. Not enough hard disk space in your brain can write it onto a paper and sneak it into the exams.. ooops... hehe

ihsan_huhu said...

spp is important at any circumstances. if kenot jual cd, flat tummy still can attract lelaki2 kaya wan.. hoho

write on the toilet wall will do

pp said...

haha..din thought of that..sneak paper in..or can use external device oso..sms ppl..keke..

cis..kalau tak de ssp susah la..jadi andartu tua..

Suz said...
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Anonymous said...

Resit-retake-balik malaysia-new uni-change course-sell cd : proses metamorphosis seorang penjual cd lengkap.

pp said...

huhu..taknak jual cd boleh jual kek..

pp said...

hows malaysia?