HOw OLd Do I LOOK???

WHat are the things that need a proof of age?

Situation 1

First Month in Edinburgh..Lining outside a club to go in..and ofcourse, u wana be as light as possible when go clubbing..takkan wana bring passport..after lining up for half an hour,

MR bla: Do you have any identification on you pls?

Me: nah! (show student card)

MR bla bla: Do you have anything with your age on?

Me: BOlah..aiyo..takkan wana bring passport..siao..I oredi lost passport once, scared oo..
I alredy 20 lei..abo how 2 masuk uni

MR bla bla bla: No, but you certainly don't look your age, and you could be entering uni at 17..

Me: cimakan la u..I am short doesn't mean I am young la..

(end up have to go back and get my isic card with date of birth on it)

SITUATION 2

In tesco...

This notice:

" If you are lucky enough to look under 21, we might ask for your proof of age when buying alcohol"

is on every angle of tesco wall.

That time I am only 20 la..so i tot just try and buy la..

Miss pandai: (look at me carefully) proof of age pls.

kantoi...dun have..cos i memang not 21 ma..

My 18 year old fren on the other lane who is also buying alcohol managed to get tru...cis..
How can I look younger than her???

SITUATION 3

In Lidyl:

Don't have that same notice in tesco, but i just assume the age limit is 21 lo..

Lady: May i ask how old r u, Miss?

Me: oh, I'm 21 (trying to look as matured as possible)

Lady: You certainly don't look your age. Do you have anything to proof you are 18?

Me: 18?

Lady: Ya, you have to be 18 to buy alcohol (HUKUM LIDYL)

Me: CIS...I DON'T LOOK 18??? proudly i take out my ID..dat time i 20 ma..so if age limit 21, i diam diam cabut oredi..

HUHUHU...I am looking younger and younger..

SITUATION 4

LAST WEEK!!! I am going to be 22 this year..just to announce..

Latar tempat: Marks and Spencer

As usual, If anytime I pass by M&S, I will go in just to buy the 99p crabstick, which is juicier n sweeter + cheaper than tesco crabstick..

M&S crabstick has became the whole Teviot Place's favourite ever since it was introduced by NICK CHAN, the stupid hongkie..Even matthew knows where to get it..

Right after i paid for the crabstick, the fatty decided to add another item to my shopping basket...

DA DA DA DANG!!!

An OUTSTANDING VALUE 3 for 2 never needs sharpening, soft touch handle for control and comfort and dishwasher safe M&S COOK's KNIFE..
nothing special rite, so i jus took it n pay lo..manatau...the sentence that I fear most came along...

MISS M&S: Can I see any proof of age please?

Me: WAD???
(turn to look at the back of the knife)


although not very clear, but still can read..

"UK LEGISLATION - not for sale to person under 16 years of age (proof of age may be required)"

HOI HOI HOI!!!NOW i don't even look 16???

THAT IS 6 years of difference wei..I was form 4 when I am 16, ok..ages ago..still wearing the blue school pinafore lei.. oredi finish SPM, masuk form 6, go KMB, finish IB, CLIMBED mount Kinabalu, COME UK FOR 1 year, eat and shit more than a thousand times oredi...and STILL 16???Age counts backwards ka??new aging system..

cis..speechless..mayb i'll look 14 next year..then I'll b FOREVER YOUNG!!!...not a bad thing..