Exam finish..hoho

Hmm..now that finished exams, dont know wad to do..haha..Went for 2 movies 2 days in a row...
Supposed 2 clear the room and shift house, but lazyy...

Went for tapas 2day, but as a failed blogger, din bring camera..haha...

Anyway, will b goin london soon for this:


hehe..sekian..thats all I got to report... as usual blog alwiz inactive after exams...

Plan A

Tips on how to pass Osce (stands for objective s... clinical examination) :

2) Bribe the examiner...(make sure the amount is sufficient)

3) Pay someone else to sit the test for u.

4) Pretend to have amnesia and claim that you'ce just learned all this in 2 weeks...The examiner will be impressed... (although you dont know much)

5) Use some translucent ink and write the answers on the wall of the examination room, then see it with a special pair of glasses.

6) Bring in the "past test" book and assume its an open book exam.

7) When the examiner ask difficult questions, claim that you have hearing difficulty and pretend not to listen.

8) Start enrolling for another course.

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1) Start Studying NOWWW...

Babysitting

Did I mention that I was babysitting instead of going for a mock osce (clinical exam) organised by our seniors? Every1 was like:

"haiyo...y la"..

"kenot dont go ka"...

"find other ppl do it la"...

"dis 1 very important 1... will help a lot in exam lo...."

Hmm...well... this is why...


She so cutee... i can just eat her..

Still Wana be a doctor?

While browsing through my medical books, I came across this on someone's blog.

"In Kumamoto, Japan, a man was rushed to the emergency room after drinking large amounts of pesticide and poisoning himself. Doctors were attempting to pump the patients stomach when he started violently vomiting before dying.

The spray of chloropicrin, a very dangerous pesticide, was so toxic it cause 54 doctors, nurses, and patients to have breathing problems and sores in their eyes, leaving them desperate for medical help."

What can cause some1 to commit suicide that way?? Chased by loan-shark? Dumped by boyfren? Missed the bus?? At least overdose on some less poisonous stuff la, don't la cause problems to others... Maybe the word overdose is not correctly used, cos there's never a right dose..haha

10 of the doctors were hospitalised afterthat... will I face that next time ar??? wana save ppl, sendiri pula kena... feels like those exorcism movie where ppl just vomit n vomit n vomit...arrr...

Yee...don wana study liaooo...

Now back to study...

Offspring: Pretty Fly (for a white guy)

Hmm...finally found this song... Reminds me of form 1 form 2 era...

Glory Glory Man UTD!!! AGAINNN!!!

2 days b4 exam... sleeping from 4pm to 7.30...

"WOI...Champions League starting!!! "

Never once I can climb out of bed so fast without hesitation.

Hugging some cereal as snack, wearing my Man U jersey... GO GO GO !!!

The first half was so promising... starting from this:


Totally unexpected...

And another 2 super try by Carrick and Tevez which could have bring them 3 -0 up, but ended up with 1-1 at the end of first half...

2nd half was crap, dont even wana talk about it... Its like a war zone, with chelsea firing with canons and Man U shielding with plastic plates...

The weather was bad, the grass was fakely painted green, slippery and spongy...Players start to have cramps, trips, slipped, etc... It was such havoc...

I was so anxious for them...argh..praying praying that they dont make stupid mistakes... I cant remember when was the last time I wanted Man U to win so badly..probably when I was betting on them the last time..hehe...

Man U played better in extra time, then only I had the time to enjoy the Dixy Fried Chicken that we ordered (which was ordered b4 the match, delivered right after 90 mins...the delivery boy clearly rushing back to watch the xtra time)

Then comes penalty... the part that causes most adrenaline rush... Man U score, Chelsea score, ManU score, Chelsea score...

Ronaldo...saved??? Still din understand y he had to pause...

Chelsea score, Man U Score... n the determining chelsea penalty by Terry...Will Ronaldo cause Man U to lose the Champions League???
ended up:

I'm sure he'll have nightmares at night for 3 months...haiz...

N THE WINNING SAVE!!!

WAHH...damn happy for them...I can almost imagine myself there, holding the medal...

N this is when u can see guys cry...(haih, pity him also, tripped, not reeli his fault)

We'll soon see this in Old Trafford...

For chelsea fans, dont emo, k...

Loose

It was a normal night for me, (at least i tot it was). I was at my table as usual, hugging my davidsons (medical book) with one hand on the keyboard, the other on the mouse, playing my usual Tower Defence (very suitable during exam time as I can build my towers, and continue to glimpse at a few lines from davidsons and return just in time to upgrade my towers).

As a food lover, I like to keep all my food within reach so that if Nazis were to attack, I could survive in the room for 1 week. Anyway, as I was playing, I reached out for my favourite Julian Graves Almonds and started chewing, without knowing that my teeth is too brittle to take the high degree of mechanical pressure.

Chew...chew...chew...

I thought i swallowed it, why is there more for me to chew than the amount i put in my mouth?

Krr...Krr...Krr (as hard as rock as hardrock)

To my surprise, its my tooth!!! argh... After removing it from my mouth, I started to taste blood, more blood!!!

As I attempted to create high pressure in my mouth to stop the bleeding, I felt another foreign object in my mouth..is it foreign? mayb it has been there for the past 22 years, just not loose...

My heart starts to pump at 150 beats per minute, my sweat glands releases more than it should, and my blood vessels vasoconstrict. My hands were shivering while trying to remove the second tooth as I do not wish to wake the other sleeping teeth...

My fears were answered, another tooth start to crack and this time, my canine tooth...Omg...this one could be seen from the front..I'm going to be "bo - ge" ... and another tooth, and another....ARGHHHHH...what is happening to meee???

KRINNGGGGGGG...KRINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG........KRINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

The super loud alarm clock that I bought from e-bay rang...


Feuhhh...It was just a dreamm... n i think I dont need a dream decoder to get the message.

N bout the alarm clock, I had to hide it in the drawer to absorb the ticking sound...and for once, I'm glad it rang...

Macho

Adapted from Sarah's blog... since he's my ex classmate, there's a need 2 promote him.. Any filming agency looking for bakat baru, here it is :

Smart and Stupid

I had my "mini-osce" exam yesterday. There's 2 parts, clinical examination and xray + ABG interpretation...


To my surprise, I actually know quite alot of stuff... B4 i enter, i start to panic abit, cause as usual, if you start to think of what you know, sure nothing come out 1...

"err..shittt..dono anythingg!!! am I gona fail??"

1st Xray - pneumathorax - bam easy..air in chest.. what to do? aspirate... ok ok ..I am doing well...Dr Robert Gray, supposedly a dislikable person, surprisingly treated me quite well.. (ever since i made a joke that laughed his head off)

2nd interprete blood gas, can can..my chemistry A punya...

Then more senarios, more x-rays, 1 by 1 got tru ..feuh.. my confidence level boosted exponentially... I seriously like Robert lo.. whenever i get it right, he gave alot of encouragement, I FINALLY FEEL SMART!!! for once.. in 3 years...

The examination part was another doctor, John..Whoa...DAMN HOT la that doctor... Trying hard 2 concentrate on the frail old lady that i'm examining, cant help but to notice his presence. Sumore he so caring towards the old lady..arggggg...

He gave me some compliments as well:

" The only one in the group that realised there is a reduced chest expansion on he right is... YOU."

Pointing to me!!!...WAHHH...at that moment, my heart melted. I almost imagine him saying:

" I choose YOU as my lawful wife, till death do us apart"

Luckily din go n say "I do"...

The osce reeli made my day...I was so full of spark and glitter the whole day... Even the fatty cant take my happiness, try various ways 2 bring my mood down, but failed.

Every step i take i can feel butterflies flying with me, birds chirping happily, sound of the wind singing along, even katak also smile to me... world is so beautiful...

BUT today...haih...

I had a mock osce session with 4th year seniors. 15 stations.

1 word : shit
2 words : deep-shit

The only thing i remember now is respiratory. how am I supposed 2 know bout manual handling, hip examination, telling a patient their colonoscopy was canceled???

Feel stupid again... The happy n confidence lasted only for 1 day. As I leave, dark cloud follow me around n rain only on me... nomore butterfly la... birds migrate oredi...even katak also pee on me... exam sucks...

SCAREDDD... so much details to know...

Six Treasure White Fungus dessert of Happiness

Since exam is getting nearer, I decided to cook some chinese dessert to "补身" (nourish our body)...Although I am learning modern medicine, but as a Tabib's daughter, i still believe in the benefits of traditional chinese remedies.

This is one of the "thong sui" (sweet dessert) that I like in Malaysia.

Seven Treasure White Fungus dessert of Happiness (or simply bai mu-er)

UPdated Version...

Chinese alwiz like to use words like "treasures", happiness in their names..so I incorporate it in this dessert..haha... But anyway, the ingredients are all good for health, hence the "treasure"...

It is easy to cook...Just add all in with water and boil for 1 hour...Make sure you soak the white fungus, barley and lotus seed for about 20 - 30 minutes.
Can be served cold or hot..

Ingredients:
1)

White Fungus (bai mu-er)
Nourishes Stomach Yin, Generates Fluids, Moistens the Lungs

2)

Hong Zao/dried red dates (Ziziphus jujuba)

Strengthen the functions of heart and lung, as well as nourish the stomach and spleen.

3)

Lotus Seed (Lian Zi)

Used orally for palpitations, chronic diarrhoea, calm spirit, helps with enxiety, sweat, nourish heart.

4)

Barley (Yi mi)

provides useful amounts of the minerals copper, phosphorus and zinc, rich in fibre, particularly the soluble fibres beta glucan and pectin - the type that can help lower high blood cholesterol

5)

Huai Shan Yao (Rhizome Dioschorea) - Chinese Yam

For Deficiency of the Spleen and Stomach with lack of appetite and energy, loose stools, spontaneous sweating, abdominal distention after eating, and a pale tongue.

6)

Rock Sugar or abit of brown sugar for taste...

After drinking this, no reason not to pass exams...

Blank

Its alwiz during exam season that I feel life is so blank...
another day gone just like that...

I woke up at about 11am today, have lunch plan at 2pm (stg to look forward to). Its only during exam season simply going out seems so exciting. 11am - 2pm wad to do?? Tried to do some reading, but..as usual, day is still young...

even some stupid application on facebook "BUY YOUR FRIENDS" is so so interesting. Spend 2 hours just face-booking (normal days I dont even go on facebook!!)...

Tot of eating lunch earlier, but the peri-peri chicken awaiting us is not ready yet...
We're supposed 2 eat at this place called El-falafel (which only have 4 things on their menu)... Wana jap lap (gulung tikar) oredi 1..but since their service is so nice, so we decided 2 support abit...

Free flow of salad, free flow of sauce (since the ppl here all kiam siap sauce 1), plus special student discount sumore... Now they add another peri-peri chicken 2 their menu!!! (wow..great achievement) have to go eat la..

Hmm..the chicken takes 3 hours to cook..haha..so have to call n order if want...we went 2 pay our accomodation,,,huhu..2760.03 pounds poorer now..

Eat, come back facebook again, then go out buy stuff 2 cook dinner, sleep for 1 hour, cook for 2 hours, ...... eat 10 minutes...

blank... (I also forgot what i did afterthat)

tadaa..look at the watch...11.00pm oredi... blog 30 minutes... time to sleep...

1 DAY GONEE!!!!... Where is my study?? oh ya, while cooking i flip tru davidsons for awhile..

zzzzzzz............... i am so uselessss

Glory Glory Man UTD!!!

HAH...wad a nice day...Premier League is oursss...

Wads next? Chelsea, see u in Moscow...

The precious shall b ours as well..hoho..

Degenerating...

I seriously my body is slowly degenerating day by day...

I think I'm 'worn out'... n i stopped healing years ago...don't even remember when now..

The huge 2 inch blisters on both my feet has been there for 2 weeks..n still not healing... my nails are cracking...bruises...where they come from???

Just sit down for 5 minutes, n never once i stood up without paraesthesia (pins and needles)...Pins n needles, ah..normal for every1... but i get it so oftennn...just cross my legs for 2 minutes..

at night even worse...yesterday i woke up in the middle of the night, holding my other hand up, wondering whose hand is that...

I think the most degenerative is my BRAIN!!! Dont even expect to learn new things, cant even remember what I have learnt... what have i learnt for the past 3 years??? nothinggg!!...
I have been "statik" for so long now..n I stopped growing, except sideways...

I dare say I am the stupidest Malaysian here... who dare say no, hands up...
I can see exam chasing after me like a train... hmm..n I'm still nicely sun-bathing on the track...
"haiya..train still so far, can get off in time 1 la.."

but now, I just realised my foot is stuck!!!..cant moveee... arghhhh

haizz... am I gona dieee?? will I jump up in time n get on the train??

Jump...NOW.....

chooo...chooo....

Purchase of the day

Haih...here comes one of the day again...When your financial status is well perfused, but mental n physical is bored to death...

This is when I start to look for things to buy, as usual... Ebay, amazon..dis time, abit different.. www.superdrug.co.uk...afterthat, I actually went out...

Wad did I buy???

Since my dentist sister n my dentist-to-be friends say my teeth alot of lubang, I need 2 brush more...but this contradict with my laziness... However, I am interested in electronic gadgets... therefore...i'll need some electricity to neutralize my laziness...

Tadaa...on half-price..in Superdrug...go go get it while stock lasts...

I believe with this, I'll brush my teeth more...my teeth wud be happy, my dentist sister wud b happy, my dentist-to be-friends wud be happy...except...

I think 1 of my dentist-to-be friend wont be...WHY??? WHY???

Becos she need me to maintain my hole in my teeth so that she can treat them for me..haha...(one of her requirements)...

Keke..dont b surprised if all my plak n karies gone when u see me oo...

Moral of the day: Brush Like a Dentist (advertised on the cover of the toothbrush)