Thursday 12 July 2007

DIY

IN this super modern world, we consumers are getting smarter and more creative. There are lots of things that we could do ourself at home. They categorize it as DIY.

We alwiz heard of DIY gardening, DIY tools, DIY bed, DIY chair, DIY Computer, DIY for Dummies, for contractor DIY house, for cobbler DIY shoes...

BUT this is the first time I heard of DIY Plastic Surgery...

Today's Metro Headline:

"The rise of DIY Plastic Surgery" (maybe the DIY is Damage it Yourself)

Those ppl with BDD (Body Dysmorphic Disorder) often like to compare themselves with celebrities and often perceive a totally distorted image of themselves.. This is when they bcum super duper depressed and desperate..most of them can't afford the professional plastic surgery..AND this is what they call it "SOLUTION"..HAH..

DIY PLASTIC SURGERY...

CASE 1

There's this guy who gave himself a nose job with a chisel (which I duno what it means, sori) and replaced the cartilage he removed with a chicken bone.

Glossary(from answers.com): Chisel

Waa..imagine sticking this into ur nose..he must be real desperate man...

CASE 2

There's this lady who cut her stomach with DIY tummy tuck..then use glue to stick it back..waaaa...geli looo...
Listening to this, i think Posh's Diet isn't that bad afterall..rather do 200 sit ups..

Where they get the idea of doing all this DIY things??? HMM..DIY for DUMMIES???

NOla from all this stoopid adverts..



Liddat oso can...BLUEK...GELIII

Got even more superb suggestion:

Breast Reduction

Collagen Injection

Tummy Tuck

cellulite removal

8 comments:

sm said...

oh man this is crazy! by the way,

is that you in the last 2 pics? *grin*

pp said...

crazy rite..haha..
aih..i din show face u oso noe is me??

Anonymous said...

hahaha.. damn farney la... if you become plastic surgeon ar... make sure u call me ar.. wanna come see u operate... hey.. linked u d ;)

pp said...

wakaka...easy nia..spray spray..then cut cut..then use glue stick back..haha

thanx 4 da link..

Wanster said...

heard that japs cut the edge of their eye skin to enlarge 'em. they selling the DIY kits too, according to me friend lah.

pp said...

yeee..if cut wrongly how..mah lagi ugly..

ihsan_huhu said...

use spray2 onli... gila

pp said...

yala..entah betul betul numb tak..