There's dis apek patient with this on:
Urinary catheter with bag..
So wad to do with it lei?? The 1 in the picture is empty...but..the apek 1 is filled with some "golden droplets"...
Being trained for 1 week, I KNOW WHAT TO DO...hmm..take one of this:
Urine bottle
Being trained for 1 week, I KNOW WHAT TO DO...hmm..take one of this:
Urine bottleand then empty the "golden droplet" into it...SIMPLE..yeai...Well DONE!!!
BUT
In the process of doing so, the "golden droplets" decide to take the unpredictable route against the gravity and SPLASH...SPLASH ...onto my :...(shall not be mentioned)..
OU NO OU NO OU NOOOOO!!!...blessings ka??
Trying to act cool in front of other nurse, i pretend ntg happen...although i can feel abit of moist somewhere..(just a bit)..
Once i am in the toilet, SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB...kulit oso melecur..
OKOK...CHANGE TOPIC...
There are some innovative homosapiens around, coming out with brilliant ideas..
I came across this article on internet:
HOW TO SMUGGLE YOUR FAVOURITE DRINK INTO THE STADIUM
Unlike UK , some stadium dun sell beer 1..(UK Stadium only sell beer).. There are stadium who check strictly at the entrance, using detectors n stuff...
So for those beer lover, How to bring your favourite beverage into the stadium?? The solution is one of this as well:
Ofcourse Make SURE its UNUSED!!!
Warning: Plastic used in making urine bags is probably not one that is meant to carry food or drinks. I also have no idea if your drink will react to the plastic inside. I also have no clue if the taste or smell of your drink will change if you placed them in the urine bag. It might also be illegal to bring beer or other alcoholic drinks to the stadium. (plagiarised)
There is also a website selling modified urine bags..
If any of you are interested:
http://www.thebeerbelly.com/
OU NO OU NO OU NOOOOO!!!...blessings ka??
Trying to act cool in front of other nurse, i pretend ntg happen...although i can feel abit of moist somewhere..(just a bit)..
Once i am in the toilet, SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB...kulit oso melecur..
OKOK...CHANGE TOPIC...
There are some innovative homosapiens around, coming out with brilliant ideas..
I came across this article on internet:
HOW TO SMUGGLE YOUR FAVOURITE DRINK INTO THE STADIUM
Unlike UK , some stadium dun sell beer 1..(UK Stadium only sell beer).. There are stadium who check strictly at the entrance, using detectors n stuff...
So for those beer lover, How to bring your favourite beverage into the stadium?? The solution is one of this as well:
HAHA..urinary bags..
This useful item can carry up to 2 litre of drinks into where ever u want...movies, concert, etc...Very useful and convenient!!! slurp slurp..Ofcourse Make SURE its UNUSED!!!
Warning: Plastic used in making urine bags is probably not one that is meant to carry food or drinks. I also have no idea if your drink will react to the plastic inside. I also have no clue if the taste or smell of your drink will change if you placed them in the urine bag. It might also be illegal to bring beer or other alcoholic drinks to the stadium. (plagiarised)
There is also a website selling modified urine bags..
If any of you are interested:
http://www.thebeerbelly.com/
6 comments:
Hahaha... the smuggling was a good one. However, you can always head to a sports shop and get the one which cyclist or hikers use. Uses the same principal but to contain drinks and not golden droplets ;)
hehe..maybe this is cheaper..just go hospital n take..
haha rasakan air kencing! anyway biasa d wan la kaum lelaki also alwis kena wan especially in the morning when tahan kencing whole nite and mis-aim in toilet...
or when sudden change of weather..when masuk house, jacket oso din tanggal hav 2 go toilet oredi..
those stoma appliances are not cheap.. I think a water bottle is much cheaper.
if water bottles are allowed, it wun cause so much trouble in the first place..might need to spend money 2 bribe the guard to let you in with the bottle..hehe..
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