Wednesday, 16 January 2008

AM I CACAT???

Alot of ppl told me that I am abit cacated, but I don't believe them...Day by day I start to wonder...
Am I cacat? Y am I different from other ppl?

When I entered medical everything starts to make sense...
I start to see more of my self in the big book of medicine:

When I read the part on genetics disorder:

FIRST DIFFERENTIAL DIAGNOSIS:
Down's syndrome:

Symptoms

a) an almond shape to the eyes caused by an epicantic fold of the eyelid (we used to call it mata sepet)
b) flattened nose
c) Shorter limbs
d) Short stature
e) rounded cheeks
f) small wide hands

With all this, I still dont believe, and my argument is I dont have abnormalities in my palm and I am smart!!!

As years passed, i began to believe it is true...as I am starting to feel the symptom of slow mental development. Getting stupider n stupider by year...Mayb I have degenerative brain...hmm

SECOND DIFFERENTIAL DIAGNOSIS:
TUrner's syndrome...

Symptoms:

a) Short than usual

b) webbed neck + short neck

c) swollen hands and feets (or is it just fat that I have?)

d) short hands

e) wandering eyes...(yes yes yes..I always have this..i tot it was due to laziness to control the eye balls)

f) broad chest

g) larger than usual number of moles on the skin (I used to be called okipo, meaning mole girl)

h) hands deviated from the midline due to ELBOW deformity... (I just realised this in LYON...)

That is my anatomical position

Other symptoms of unknown cause:

a) square feet

b) double ankle

c) intermittent coccyx pain

AM I CACAT???

10 comments:

Ang Choon Seong said...

Hahaha...

one of ur best post so far.

h.3.l.3.n said...

in kmb we concluded the Down's already wad.. haha the elbow i told u last time also.. =p

Eric Koay said...

thank you for the youporn
i shall visit it alot now
altho i comment in wrong post but nvm la...
buntai told me wah got new porn...
i terus kasi description...
he said.. yaya betul betul...
adui he few years behind me la...
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pp said...

haha...cis cis

Eric Koay said...

cis back

ihsan_huhu said...

then can get special car parking, special toilet etc...

so lg best la..

ihsan_huhu said...

btw, dat elbow deviation, it is known as carrying angle kan?

isnt it normal, esp among female, believed to give some space for the expanding fat storage nearby?

so the bigger ur ass is, the more deviated ur forearm will be...

maybe i shud have observed jLo's 1st b4 write dis comment...

Anonymous said...

lidat guys also need more spac near their stomach..haha

Des said...

wah this is ganas...i dare not read anymore

pp said...

haha..y??