Exam...

I remember when I was young, my mum spend RM 600 to buy a koleksi of "Learning English" tape (CD not popular dat time), Designed 2 tipu ibu-ibu penyayang that want the best for their children...

The only thing i remember from the tape is the season song.. "spring...summer...autumn...winter..." i still remember the melody whenever i think which season cum first n stuff...not bad huh...600 ringgit 2 learn the 4 seasons that we dun even have...

Mayb we should modify the song.."spring...summer...autumn...winter...exam..."
The only season we have is exam season...

Primary school, exam season only lasted 3 days...
Go to secondary school, getting longer..1 week...
Semakin lama semakin menjadi jadi...spm 3 weeks... sometimes can drag on for 1 month oso if agung birthday or agong mati at dat time...

Now dun have so many subject dy ma, so kenot too long exam..end up, increase frequency...every 7 weeks exam...not caplang exam..its THE exam...(fail n fail, balik kampung parents disown u, villagers gosip bout u, children oso spit at u dat kind..)

Sign n simptoms of Exam season...

0) Angin bertiup...awan gelap berarak (wind blow, black cloud having a procession)

1) Every1's msn nick tukar jadi studylah....or Y must got exam???...or stress..stress..sum canggih 1 even have count down to exam days...

2) Blog about exam tumbuh macam cendawan lepas hujan...(like mushroom grow after the rain)

3) chat with ppl...exam like new product in market..."u have exam?? I oso have lei..."

4) Seven early eight early msn ppl, sure got reply...The radiation from exam season affects ppl's Suprachiasmatic nuclei (part of the brain that is the sleep clock)

5) walk out oni, every1 holding book...chronic period, no1 come out anymore..macam darurat..

6) Ppl either get thinner or get fatter...

What is the scariest moment during Exam season??

Not during the exam itself...it is when u finally sit down wana study, u realise, ei, wad to study??
or after u read for 1 week (notice i use read instead of study), liver right side or left side??
When u go ask a friend taking fashion designing, they noe more than u...

This is when I finally understand one line by Robert Frost in his poetry
"The Road Not Taken" (learn in form 4 kesusasteraan ingelish) ...

"Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back."

I read 1 line from the book, i dun even understand the meaning, dun say the concept behind...

"Coeliac plexus neurolytis or minimally invasive thoracoscopic splanchnicectomy sometimes..."

Not jus 1 word, its 60% of the words in the sentence...wad to do?? 1 by 1 cari answers.com...

after looking up, i realise i don't even understand 50% of the explanation...
then have to look up the explanation...
another 30% tak faham..
then finally i understand all..but that is only to understand 1 of the word in the sentence from the book...

trying 2 use janjang geometri to count how many words i have to find...

After finally understand fully, 1 hour gone..n dat is just 1 line in the book..cis..n the book setebal yellow pages...

Paling babi is sometimes the meaning not in answers.com, they will lead to some journal with that word...then have to go read the journal see got the meaning onot...wah..easiest way out is..

monolog dalaman: "won't so suei come out in exam kot.."

Argh...see..blog oso 1 hour oredi...5.15 am 45 sec oredi...back to studiesss..